Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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