Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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