I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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