What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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