I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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