i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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