you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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