I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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