If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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