and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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