we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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