In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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