Three words: puerto rican gang bang
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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