so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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