I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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