if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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