I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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