White coat. Heels.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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