i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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