just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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