Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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