Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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