He uses pillows to masturbate.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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