can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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