420 ftw
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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