That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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