He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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