I bet he comes in French.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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