no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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