People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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