gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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