this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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