She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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