Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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