I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
