I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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