so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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