Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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