i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I need a burrito and a hug.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
there is puke in my bra ... again
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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