that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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