awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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