You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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