dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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