i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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