yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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