My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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