12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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