North Korea, Best Korea!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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