Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Randomize
