Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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