doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can text with my tongue
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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