we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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