it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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