I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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