hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Never underestimate the power of titties
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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